A game for one
A game when you've none
A game of good fun
Join Johnny avatar on his street-side life quest in the Number One Best Selling Reality Game for 2025 and beyond,
Tent Life - The 'Misery Unlimited Edition' Australia Version',
The only game where you too can watch with the missus and kids from the sin-bin of society as big-banked crooks in suits drive past you, and over your dog, along with a possum and duck family. This Johnny has learnt, is all to be expected out of murderously-indifferent greed-driven scum. Customise your avatar. Choose a brand of toothpaste you don't have. Choose a luxury shoe that your big toes poke out of. Choose a disposable razor so rusty that the last nick gave you tetanus. Choose a soft-leafy tree 'cause someone pissed all over the 1-ply in the public toilets. Taste that bitter penny in the mouth as the robot class having economised you out of both home and job now throw disgusted ‘lock the car door sweetie’ glances down their long noses as they speed to the nearest office to cornhole the country and environment for yet another glorious day. Enjoy life with Johnny as he enjoys open-plan living 2025-style under the stars, watching plane after plane fly over full of 'New Aussies' soon to disembark and live in the house you can now no longer afford to either own or rent, knowing your nights spent right under a surveillance camera mean you don't have to buy your own. Enjoy talking with like-minded tent-neighbours, who, for better or worse, enjoy talking to themselves. You are so glad it's the 'Lucky Country' that your grandad died for in New Guinea. The ANZACS of that generation would be so proud their great-grandchildren too, are enjoying the great outdoors in tents as they did, albeit, without the Vickers Light Machine guns and grenades. Oh yes, and you remember too. After being evicted from your last park due to overcrowding you were told that you soon had to vote, and, as a registered voter that once upon a time had a roof over his head and gave a fuck, you had to vote or face a fine. The only money you have in your pocket now is a wrinkled blue $50 Monopoly note and wheelbarrow checker you found in your wanderings. So, being broke good and proper, be a good avatar and help Johnny pick the bloke with a smile that promised to help 'the battlers'. Those WEF Overlords in the Alps will be shitting snow-coated bricks that your vote will uproot all their Young Global plants. 1...2...3...4...actually all of them. A whole garden full of weeds.
But don't be down. Don't be out. Let blue be the colour of the skies again and not just how you feel. Hurry on out and get your copy. Play the game where losing points is the aim of game. Earn double point negatives for arguing with residents in nearby houses. Triple for rocking their roof at night.
A game where assault, robbery, domestic violence, self-harm, drugs and depression come easy as 1, 2, 3.
Tent Life 2025. In all good video game and arcade retailers now. Rush in while stocks last.