Green army shirt from St Vinnies....check.
Red Rambo sweatband made from cut-up shirt dipped in red paint...check
Camo face-paint pack given to you by a cool ADG from Amberley Airbase that let you hold an M79 and the heavy M-60 at the Military Open Day on the Western Creek Cricket Field...check
Wooden machine guns fashioned from cut-off scrap found in various sheds and junk heaps...check.
PVC pipe Bazooka...check.
Bandolier holding a dozen plastic grenades from the Ekka Army Showbag ...check.
Broken M-16 from last years G.I Joe showbag...check.
A bucket full of waterbombs, half of which already popped...check.
A plastic bag of fresh horse apples for when the grenades and bombs run out...check.
A rolled banana sandwich in the pocket for when you lay in wait for the ambush....check.
Parachute for when you fall out of a tree...negative.
Suncream...negative.
Snake-bite repellent...that's a negative.
....
He who captures the red sock tied to the tree first wins.
Then Wrestlemania III is on to see who the real winner is.
Let the war games begin.