Yeeeeeeee-Haaaaaa! It’s the Election Erection!
Vote Labour. No, vote Liberal. No, vote One Nation. No, vote Greens. No, vote Independent! All tenctacles on the same octopus strangling us. It's a big club and they're all in it.
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Politician;Pick me! Pick Me! You can trust me!
Citizen; Why? What can you do for me then?
Politician; We’re gonna get the country back on track is what son.
Citizen; But your Party has been working’ so hard for decades to derail it.
Politician; Well… I look to the future. Ahead, not the past. We got to move ahead, and that’s where the party will take us. Into the future.
Citizen; But I don’t like the future you’re dragging us into.
Politician; But we’ve got great football stadiums in this great country, and great barbecues with hot sausages sizzlin’ here in Australia. And the Olympic Games. Gee, its just so, so… Australian. You gotta have pride in that. Are you gonna watch the game on Friday night?
Citizen; There’s more to life than grown men chasing a ball around and barbecues, and more pressing problems than…
Politician; That’s not very Australian. What’s wrong with you? Mum drop you on your head when you were a baby.
Citizen; Well, I just have an opinion because…
Politician; I’m not discussing it. Next question.
Citizen; Well can you answer a few other questions for me?
Politician; Well sure son, just remember though, when I get in it’ll be you touching’ your toes, okay?
Citizen; Well that don’t sound so good, but anyway, let’s go.
Do we want a big Australia? No
Do we want a perpetual daily flogging with an economic Cat O' Nine Tails? No
Do we want ecosystems destroyed and wildlife slaughtered by greed-fuelled, shameless property developers for mass profit? No
Do we want more cars on the hopelessly potholed roads smashing disoriented kangaroos and possums that don’t know where to go because there are 5 new suburbs on the land they once lived? No
Do we want to live in a Smart-World where the Smarties want Smart Phones and Biometric Data Collection to be a requirement of employment? No
Do we want personal freedoms and right to choose be superseded and eliminated at the whim of shady acronymic vampire organisations such as the WHO and WEF? No
Do we want vampire politicians that are more interested in the WHO than YOU? No
Do we want to sit back and watch Autism rates skyrocket and pretend it has nothing to do with the required scheduled toxins being injected into children? No
Do we want vaccine mandates enforced via economic coercion in violation of the Constitution upon a population that our Masters know cannot fight back? No
Do we want to see crocodile politicians laying wreaths and talking up ANZACS today then tomorrow implementing the very society they died fighting against? No
Do we want human and material involvement in foreign wars of no concern to us? No
Do we want massive human influx at a time of mass inflation and choking cost of living? No
Do you want ‘down-sizing’ in your retirement to include ‘living in a tent in the local park’? No.
Do we want the young thinking they can choose if they are boys or girls? No
Do we want 128 family members living under the same roof with 18 cars parked out the front because 'we're all in this together?' No
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Are we going to receive all the above anyway, regardless of our needs or wants? Yes.
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Well vote for him, him, and her, and him, and her, and that other guy you've seen on 150 picket posters on a ten metre stretch of sidewalk, 'cause they're all tentacles connected to the same octopus head, and they’re all your friend, and they smile, and your family has always voted for that party.
He and she are for you, and really care about you, so hold on tight, touch them toes and think of England as you have one of their great big democracy sausages.