MENNELLA INVESTMENT ADVICE
YOUR UNCLE RAVES ABOUT CRYPTO.
YOUR AUNT BOUGHT ANOTHER CHANEL BAG.
YOUR MATE SAYS BUY REAL ESTATE.
THEY’RE ALL WRONG.
PROPERTY CAN CRASH.
STOCKS CAN CRASH.
CRYPTO CAN CRASH.
A MENNELLA CAN ALSO CRASH.
IF YOU DON’T HANG IT PROPERLY.
BUY A MENNELLA.