So one day, my wife went and got this vase with a cute cat design on it - she was really taken with it. She picked some flowers from the yard and put them in the vase, and it looked pretty darn good! Then she asked me to teach her how to paint the vase. At first, she was really into it, but after a few hours, I was left alone in front of the canvas, scratching my head and wondering where to go next. Anyway, I finally finished the painting, and she came over and said, "Wow, that's really awesome!" She smiled and asked, "Hey, can I sign now?"