"Hey, the ball is here! I found the ball! Come over and pick it up! And throw it again! When your dog doesn't understand the meaning of the fetch game, it becomes a form of self-torture. Anyway, it's all for exercise, and the dog and I are both exercising, right? Can you stop looking at me? I want to go home. You silly dog, standing by the ball won't bring it back to the owner! Ugh. So tired."