"Everything Is Linkedin" is your daily doomscroll in cartoon form — a tribute to Robert Crumb's Zap #1, rewired for the digital rat race.
A doughy, overstimulated office drone loops himself into a soul-knot of productivity, distraction, and power socks. His crown? A smartphone. His portal? A wall socket. His face? Beaded with existential sweat as he scrolls for validation and promotions, still in heart-boxers, still plugged in.
Drawn with warped anatomy, satirical detail, and a nervous line that would make Crumb crack a grin (or grind his teeth), this piece is part gag, part panic attack - a modern grotesque about how even our underwear knows our job title.
Plug in, bend over, scroll on. Welcome to the feed.