Oil on wood
Signed on the front.
Boooy it sure is NICE down here! They can talk and they can talk and BOY OH BOY can they talk. And when they talk they sway. They sway in the breeze and bend at the stem like their mouths bend with words. Words about others and words about themselves and words about words about words. It sure is nice down here while the others squabble and whip in the wind with their hair and their options my god their OPINIONS! But down here, right where you are, juuuuust right there. I mean, isn’t it nice? Don’t you think? While the others squabble. Yeah, while THEY squabble. You. Me and you. We just sit here cool.